The Above user just showed up at your house.

[oleg662]

Wat do?

[Ad Bot]

[Kochieboy]

Kick him out

[oleg662]

invite him inside, then get him drunk,put him in a box, and ship him off to Kenya.

[Tyler66]

Give him food.

[Kochieboy]

Invite him in for brownies and coffee

[oleg662]

Invite him in, and while he is walking in, slam the door on his hand.

[TheArmyGuy]

Offer soup to cure sore thoat [from too much oral love].

[Kochieboy]

Talk to him, little conversation.

[oleg662]

Offer soup to cure sore thoat [from too much oral love].

WIN.

As soon as he knocks, I knock back. This will continue until the person leaves.

[Kochieboy]

Give him a box, within a box, within a box, within a box, within a box, within a box, within a box, within a box, within a box, within a box, within a box, within a box.

[Masterlegodude]

How did you find my house? Are you a stalker?

[Kochieboy]

How did you find my house? Are you a stalker?

Nope I'm an enderman


Also give him a plushie creeper thats defused

[Mr. T_T]

As soon as he knocks, I knock back. This will continue until the person leaves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI-nyGsBENI&feature=related
also:

Put on a creepbear outfit, when he sees you he'll RUN.

[Rap3Therapist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI-nyGsBENI&feature=related
also:

Put on a creepbear outfit, when he sees you he'll RUN.

when did you come back
I'd take a bb gun and spray him with bullets.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

I'd rape the rapist raping the rapist