Author Topic: The Above user just showed up at your house. (Read 10484 times)

--LegoPepper-- · August 08, 2011, 03:40:43 PM

Activate the C4.

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Isaac Fox · August 08, 2011, 03:53:18 PM

Ask him if he wants to hear about my "hygiene issues".

Trifax · August 08, 2011, 03:57:41 PM

Say hello and then ask him to leave politely :3 I'm a nice person irl.

Skorpion · August 08, 2011, 04:29:42 PM

*Slowly dials 999 for the police*

Goth77 · August 08, 2011, 04:30:26 PM

*Finds bug spray*

indyjones · August 08, 2011, 04:30:56 PM

"Honey, grab the gun!"

Twilight Sparkle is Hot · August 08, 2011, 04:32:34 PM

i would say 'your not the real india jones' and shoot you

Ningyou · August 08, 2011, 04:33:02 PM

...not a god damn pony

Goth77 · August 08, 2011, 04:34:00 PM

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT THERE, CREEPER!
Come on in and have a cup of joe :3

oleg662 · August 08, 2011, 04:37:41 PM

Tell him my whole life's story.

hankyje · August 08, 2011, 04:38:25 PM

Nod head and say "sup"

Gojira · August 08, 2011, 11:17:55 PM

Pull out gun

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Flatirons · August 08, 2011, 11:20:13 PM

Better safe than sorry. No. No matter how human they look... won't be fooled twice. It's been an hour. It's been an hour! Must be immune. That's right! (Panting) No, I have to... I have to be immune. Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better... better safe than sorry...
Who's there? Is someone there?
Don't make me use this bell!
I've got a bell in here!
I'm gonna start ringing this church bell if you don't say something!
What's going on out there?!
I can hear you out there!
I heard that!
Better safe than *bleurghhh*..... better saaaafe tha- *gulp* *bleurghhhhh*

SacredOblivion · August 08, 2011, 11:45:10 PM

Ask him how he figured out where I lived and kick him out.

CopBlock · August 08, 2011, 11:46:42 PM

get the forget out of my house cigarette