The Above user just showed up at your house.

[Moriarty]

Give food and shelter

yay

ask if they wanted to play mario kart and drink some soda
maybe order a pizza
then proceed to have fun
like playing mario bros
:D

[Ad Bot]

[Bladedsword]

Buy them sunglasses a leather jacket and skinny jeans, get them laid, then give them 8.9 billion dollars

[Jerkface]

Beat and Maul them.

[Bladedsword]

Yes baby

[Max4344]

Kick them off my Lot

[steve5451]

OH GOD, HOW DID YOU FIND ME...MOM!! MOOOMM!! HELP!! RAAPPIISSTT!! OOH GOD, WHAT DO I DO? ;-;

[otto-san]

give them a thruster i found on the side of the road

[Roknrollwill]

OH GOD, HOW DID YOU FIND ME...MOM!! MOOOMM!! HELP!! RAAPPIISSTT!! OOH GOD, WHAT DO I DO? ;-;

[Specever]

hug them.

[Bladedsword]

Pop a cap

in his ass

[Mr.Noßody]

Help Jerkface beat and maul him.

[Moriarty]

say hello

[Bladedsword]

Help Jerkface beat and maul him.

Nig

say hello

Say hillo

[Lesrock]

Give food and shelter

[Meow03]

ask him/her who they are, then close the door and lock all the widows and doors