Pickpocket and kill with pocket's contents, no matter what they are.
Take his skateboard before he turns into a drug-addict.
I'm not as low as you
Not right to assume all my posts are serious. Most are not. Please don't post any status comparison stuff at the first comment. My comment was meant to be a joke - quite whimsical and unrealistic. Take your complaints to Drama.OnTopic (and in all seriousness):Greet him and have a good chat over a cup of coffee.
Make him cut his girly-hair.
Give him a medal for awesomeness.