If a genie gave you three wishes, what would you wish?

[Supersylox]

inb4pony

The power of transformation BITCH

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

1. No loving up my wishes like genies do.

2. Me having $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 dollars

3. Another genie that won't forget up wishes

4. True love with a girl

5. Driving age lowered to 14

6. Owning a Ferrari FXX Evoluzione

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Holy stuff

[SkullCandy]

More gen-

stuff.

[Messes]

1. Never die (unless I chose to). I really would love to be alive for when our galaxy crashes into the Andromeda galaxy and I wuld like to see the fall of mankind

2. Ability to conjure fire/water/rocks/etc.etc. from my fingertips. Anyone need a light for their smokes lol?

3. ability to travel to different solar systems or galaxies

5. Driving age lowered to 14  god damnit just wait like everyone else  

[blaman]

I would wish for immortality
I would wish for all the knowledge in the universe
I would wish for the ability to move objects, including myself, just by thinking about it

After that then honestly the universe is yours.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I would wish for immortality
I would wish for all the knowledge in the universe
I would wish for the ability to move objects, including myself, just by thinking about it

After that then honestly the universe is yours.

Unless I give you some of my monies

[Jay the Cartoonist]

I was going to post that :(

[oleg662]

1) Wish that the genie wouldn't laugh and dissapear if I wished for more wishes
2) Wish for More Wishes
3) Win at life.

[blaman]

Unless I give you some of my monies

I wouldn't need any currency. I can move anything I want just by thinking about it, I am impossible to destroy, and I know every single thing there is to know about everything everywhere all the time.
Come at me bro.

[Altered]

1. World peace
2. A super-gaming-computer with the best of the best equipment and 1 pterabyte of space
3. More wishes, if that doesn't work, more genies.

[Goth77]

1. Control Time
2. Have super powers


With only those 2 powers, I could do just about anything.
I would save the 3rd wish as a backup.

[DaSord213]

I wish I could do anything I want without any restrictions.

No more need for genie.

[Timezbrick]

1.More wishes.
2. NO ONE ELSE CAN WISH! troll.png
3 dunno lol?

[Demian]

1. World peace
2. A super-gaming-computer with the best of the best equipment and 1 pterabyte of space
3. More wishes, if that doesn't work, more genies.

Are you kidding me? You have the ability to wish for anything yet you only want 1 terabyte of space? Protip: My current computer has 1.2 terabytes of space.

I wish I could do anything I want without any restrictions.

No more need for genie.

I still think omnipotency is a paradox.

[blaman]

1. World peace
2. A super-gaming-computer with the best of the best equipment and 1 pterabyte of space
3. More wishes, if that doesn't work, more genies.

To me, the first two are worthless. And the 3rd one doesn't work.