If a genie gave you three wishes, what would you wish?

[dawngaward0110]

This question is always on my mind for some reason. Gotta be ready if suddenly a genie appears.

Post your three wishes. If you wish for more wishes (or if you're sooo clever to ask for more genies), the genie will laugh and dissapear.

[Ad Bot]

[D3ATH]

I'd wish to get sober.

[Supersylox]

If I had three wishes a Genie would grant I would ask for...

1. Invulnerability

2. The Ability to transform

3. 3 More wishes

Edit:

3. The ability to fly.

[Coulmbai]

I wish i'd get monies and bitches

[Tetris]

1. I wish for you never to laugh and dissapear

2. I wish for 1,000,000,000,000 more wishes

BAM.

[Vine]

I'd wish that I could wish for more wishes.

Then I would wish for 1,000,000,000 wishes.

[tikitai]

3 more wis-

If I had three wishes a Genie would grant I would ask for...

1. Invulnerability

2. The Ability to transform

3. 3 More wishes

Edit

3. The ability to fly.

:fffuuu:

[Stocking]

I wish Squidward were here to see this!

[Tom]

inb4pony

[Dissolve]

1. Wish for more wishes.
2. Wish for another genie with three more wishes.
If neither of those work I will.

1. Wish that I can wish for more wishes.
2. Wish for more wishes.

[Supersylox]

3 more wis-

Broken links FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Edit: DAMN THIS THREAD IS SUDDENLY POPULAR

[blaman]

Edit: nevermind

[Uncle Bengs]

i'd wish for more magic forgetfaces that gives me wishes.

[Demian]

[Jairo]

I wish for:
1. The ability to grant my own wishes, with a limitless option
2. Invulnerability(immune to all stuff)
3. Can travel through time