If a genie gave you three wishes, what would you wish?

[Freeze]

I wish Squidward were here to see this!

lol

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[Koopz]

money

money

money

[aml]

1. Wish that the genie could not poof away.
2. Wish for more wishes
3. ????
4. Profit

[Katamari007]

the ability to grant myself any wish I want

a paperclip

and a piece of string

[Jay the Cartoonist]

Hmm I got another good comic for it B)

[Supersylox]

Wot

[Monocle]

I'd wish for another genie. :D

[Katamari007]

If you wish for more wishes (or if you're sooo clever to ask for more genies), the genie will laugh and dissapear.

[Mega-Bear]

I wouldn't wish for anything because genies always forget up your wishes like the smartasses they are.

But if it were a fairy I would wish for:
1. Ability to fly.
2. Ability to freeze time.
3. Ability to become invisible.

I would be a superhero. :D

[PossesedAngel]

inb4pony

Nice try.
Also id wish for money, a giant mansion and a sweet ass car oooh yeah

[COOKIEZ]

me: I wish for more wishes !
genie: sorry you cant do that
me: ok, I wish i could wish for more wishes

[Lørd Tøny]

unlimited wishes

[Katamari007]

I saw lord tony post in the thread

and expected the above post

[Muzzles56]

me: I wish for more wishes !
genie: sorry you cant do that
me: ok, I wish i could wish for more wishes

forget you stole my joke

[Anonymous]

can i wish to turn myself into a genie?