Author Topic: Omegle Spy Mode.  (Read 34475 times)

Stranger 1 is a suspect in a murder case. Stranger 2, interrogate!
Stranger 1: Oh lawdy..
Stranger 1: I DIDNT DO IT!!
Stranger 2: ./Shines light in face.
Stranger 2: I think you're lying.
Stranger 1: *tremble*
Stranger 2: People saw you.
Stranger 1: What evidence do you have?!?! You got nothing on my flatfoot!!
Stranger 1: me*
Stranger 2: Oh, I have evidence.
Stranger 1: What evidence?!
Stranger 1: Where's my lawyer?!?
Stranger 1: I want my phone call!!
Stranger 2: You're lawyer's on his way.
Stranger 2: Scared you'll confess without him here?
Stranger 1: No, this is a violation on my civil rights!!
Stranger 1: Dr. King faught so I could get away with this kind of stuff!
Stranger 2: Get away with what stuff, huh!?

[This is getting good aw stuff!]

Stranger 1: Hey, no one talks to Casey Anthony like this!!
Stranger 1: How dare you accuse me..

ninja: GOD DAMMIT STRANGER 2 DC'D

Do you like animals at all?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: they are tasty
Stranger 1: Sometimes
Stranger 1: I like cats
Stranger 1: but not dogs
Stranger 2: cats are too chewy
Stranger 1: Cats TASTE DELICIOUS
Stranger 1: TOO BAD FOR YOU
Stranger 1 has disconnected


America. Discuss.
Stranger 2: Um.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Why did I laugh at this.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2011, 10:34:26 AM by Ector »

I thought this would supply some good conversations.
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Is Blockland better than Roblox? Good answers go on the forum.
Stranger 1: i had

Stranger 1: you

Stranger 1: twice

Stranger 1: but the other person

Stranger 1: ended it

Stranger 2: ya

Stranger 1: ^ dont end.

Stranger 1: it is.

Stranger 2: ok

Stranger 2: so what do u think

Stranger 1: blockland is better.

Stranger 2: what these things are

Stranger 1: legos i think?

Stranger 1: block land

Stranger 1: reminds me of

Stranger 1: minecraft..

Why does everything blocky have to be like Minecraft?

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Is Blockland better than Roblox? Good answers go on the forum.
Stranger 2: germany? lol

Stranger 2: c:

Stranger 1: whats he on about?

Stranger 2: lolol

Stranger 2: wtf

Stranger 1: explain!

Stranger 2: see ya

Stranger 2 has disconnected

WTF GERMANcigaretteS

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Is Blockland better than Roblox? Good answers go on the forum.
Stranger 1: dont know either one

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Lol.

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Is Blockland better than Roblox? Good answers go on the forum.
Stranger 1: what?

Stranger 2: it ain't me babe

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Wat

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Is Blockland better than Roblox? Good answers go on the forum.
Stranger 1: idk

Stranger 2: How about Minecraft is the best.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Dumbasses can't answer a question properly.

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Is Blockland better than Roblox? Good answers go on the forum.
Stranger 2: Again?

Stranger 2: Two times in a row?

Stranger 1 has disconnected

God wants you to answer the question.

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Is Blockland better than Roblox? Good answers go on the forum.
Stranger 2: No.

Stranger 2: Minecraft is best.

Stranger 2: forget Roblox

Again, some people can't seem to answer a simple question lol.

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Is Blockland better than Roblox? Good answers go on the forum. Answer the loving question properly.
Stranger 2: NO

Stranger 2: I ALREADY TOLD YOu

Stranger 2: ROBLOX WAS GOOD 2 YEARS AGO

Stranger 1: yeah blockland kicks ass

Stranger 2: MINECRAFT IS BEST.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Stranger 2 is now a dumbass.

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Is Blockland better than Roblox? Good answers go on the forum. Answer the loving question properly, we don't give a stuff about Minecraft.
Stranger 2: Minecraft

Stranger 2 has disconnected

:I

>implying most people actually know about Blockland

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If 2 Boys, 1 hungry, 1 not so hungry, were to eat ice cream. How long would it take for the girl to finish her text.
Stranger 1: she wouldn be texting
Stranger 2: hmm, the 3rd girl would be getting the guys to buy her ice cream
Stranger 1: shed be HOLDN MAH richard!
Stranger 2: therefore, she's not applicable to the equation
Stranger 2: BITCH! she'd be holding MAH richard!
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Joke Questions, they knock me dead lauging.

I thought this would supply some good conversations.Why does everything blocky have to be like Minecraft?
WTF GERMANcigaretteS
Lol.
Wat
Dumbasses can't answer a question properly.
God wants you to answer the question.
Again, some people can't seem to answer a simple question lol.
Stranger 2 is now a dumbass.
:I
aka how we get more silly people

>implying most people actually know about Blockland
If they don't know what it is they don't need to answer, or could simply say they don't know what it is.

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Question to discuss:
Crustaceans. Discuss.
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Stranger 2 has disconnected

WHY ARE THEY loving ON OMEGLE IF THEY ARE JUST GOING TO DISCONNECT

REALLY


forget theres perverts on Omegle...

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You: Herro

Stranger: Come watch me rub my pusillanimous individual.. <3 mypusillanimous individualrubbin.blogspot.com
Your conversational Partner has Disconnected

AAAAAHHHHH [Scared to go to link]
« Last Edit: August 09, 2011, 11:09:31 AM by supersylox »

If a penny saved is a penny earned, what is a zarglof?
Stranger 2: a snake sheath
Stranger 2 has disconnected


What kind of questions are people looking for anyway?

I ask legitimate questions and get insta-disconnects
I ask joke questions and get insta-disconnects

Wait


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You: Herro

Stranger: helllooo

You: Ssooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: m/f?

Stranger: f you?

You: M

You: :U

You: Um

Stranger: umm?

You: UMMM

Stranger: UMMMM?

You: UMMMMM

Stranger: lol ?

You: I agree with this.

Stranger: ok

You: Ko

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Quote
Stranger: hi

You: Hai

Stranger: asl?

You: What is an ASL

You: :I

Stranger: age/love/location

You: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

You have disconnected.


I'm not good at talking to women :U


Wait


I'm not good at talking to women :U
Tell them to make fods and they'll be all over you.