Author Topic: Apocalypse (Read 25732 times)

Ningyou · August 14, 2011, 12:41:29 AM

An apocalypse would be totally awesome.

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asablief · August 14, 2011, 12:41:48 AM

and every time we stop by a rest stop on the freeway we need to empty at least 1 vending machine

and have a "crap food night" in which we just eat chips and soda we looted from the machines.

Qwepir · August 14, 2011, 12:42:27 AM

I love how people in the Apocalypse want to eat me but don't realize that im made of fat.

Fat is where the flavor comes from. We wouldnt eat you for sustenance, we'd eat you for a feast.

>break into grocery store
>load entire trunk of minivan with BAKED BEANS

>wake up in grocery store
>stretch arms
>bump shelf
>pickle jars fall off shelf
>break on face
it's gonna be another one of those days :(

Tingalz · August 14, 2011, 12:43:20 AM

or put 1 of everything from the vending machine in a blender and see what happens

mlockha · August 14, 2011, 12:43:27 AM

Loel i just realized i would die because of diabetes ANY PEOPLE IN KENTUCKY I CANT LEAVE MY HOUSE IN THE APOCALYPSE.

asablief · August 14, 2011, 12:43:54 AM

or put 1 of everything from the vending machine in a blender and see what happens

new hat!

this thread is now about bro minivan adventures

Tingalz · August 14, 2011, 12:44:23 AM

Loel i just realized i would die because of diabetes ANY PEOPLE IN KENTUCKY I CANT LEAVE MY HOUSE IN THE APOCALYPSE.

So it would be a matter of tracking you down.

mlockha · August 14, 2011, 12:44:34 AM

new hat!

this thread is now about bro minivan adventures

And me trying to get into the bro mini van and failing :>

Tingalz · August 14, 2011, 12:45:01 AM

And me trying to get into the bro mini van and failing :>

You're welcome to come as long as we can eat you.

asablief · August 14, 2011, 12:45:09 AM

And me trying to get into the bro mini van and failing :>

how about we just steer clear of Kentucky

Tingalz · August 14, 2011, 12:45:23 AM

how about we just steer clear of Kentucky

nick lives there though

Qwepir · August 14, 2011, 12:45:49 AM

how about we just steer clear of Kentucky

NicktheSushi lives in Kentucky. We'd have to swing down there and get him.

asablief · August 14, 2011, 12:46:29 AM

NicktheSushi lives in Kentucky. We'd have to swing down there and get him.

oh, right.

Keep an eye out for looters and hitch hikers. We need to stay clear of them.

Tingalz · August 14, 2011, 12:46:51 AM

NicktheSushi lives in Kentucky. We'd have to swing down there and get him.

And find mlockha and eat him
theres no way im going to be in an apocalypse and NOT eat someone else

mlockha · August 14, 2011, 12:47:05 AM

You're welcome to come as long as we can eat you.

Well if you love the fat so much can i cut off the fat and drive :>