Apocalypse

[Jalenharvey]

My apocalypse plan

[Ad Bot]

[Hydrabisque]

ok, 7 seat van

Qwepir
Asablief
Tingalz
NicktheSushi
Comr4de

supplies:

Food looted from stores
Clothes looted from stores
Lots of useful looted stuff
Perhaps maybe possibly a gun to keep looters away.
supplies
supplies
supplies

can i ride

[asablief]

can i ride

no only the ring of bros can ride in the bro van

of bros

and robits

[Hydrabisque]

no only the ring of bros can ride in the bro van

of bros

and robits

:(

[mlockha]

Nobody wants mlockha to come even if he can provide food and a me to cook stuff:>

[asablief]

Nobody wants mlockha to come even if he can provide food and a me to cook stuff:>

looks like you need to make some friends real fast, apocalypse is coming and you don't want to be alone.

[Hydrabisque]

Nobody wants mlockha to come even if he can provide food and a me to cook stuff:>

you ARE the food

[mlockha]

looks like you need to make some friends real fast, apocalypse is coming and you don't want to be alone.

Don't you need a cook to cook good stuff like STEAK and BURGERS.

[Tingalz]

Don't you need a cook to cook good stuff like STEAK and BURGERS.

We'll bring the grill just for you
as in you'll be the one on the grill.

[mlockha]

you ARE the food

Ahem sir im made of fat i will make you all fat and when your looting you will be too fat :)

[asablief]

Don't you need a cook to cook good stuff like STEAK and BURGERS.

That kind of stuff spoils. We will learn to eat good food that will last a very long time. Don't forget to pack a guitar.

Man I could just vision all of us sitting in a nuclear wasteland sitting round the campfire and singing songs and stuff, and going on long ass road trips in our van talking stuff to each other while we hunted for food.

damn, that's living the dream right there.

[Tingalz]

>break into grocery store
>load entire trunk of minivan with BAKED BEANS

[asablief]

>break into grocery store
>load entire trunk of minivan with BAKED BEANS

hell yea

[mlockha]

I love how people in the Apocalypse want to eat me but don't realize that im made of fat.

[Tingalz]

and every time we stop by a rest stop on the freeway we need to empty at least 1 vending machine

I love how people in the Apocalypse want to eat me but don't realize that im made of fat.

are you kidding the fat is where the flavor comes from