I'd eat one of you first.
You'll end up in my belly first. B)
Unless you are into vore. Then it makes it easy to swallow the gristle.
Because I'm so purty.
I'd put a wall between me and all of you because apparently I'm the only one sane enough to know you're all crazy and would eat each other.
She has a boyfriend that's a lot wealthier, stronger, and attractive.
Is he on this forum? If he isn't then she is wide open for mating.