Fine, if you guys prefer it that way. 
I found an armoured prison bus and made some innovating changes inside by adding sleeping quarters and making use of the extra seats I pulled out. 
The Green armoured prison bus. 

The bus has 5 seats now, one of them is driver seat. 
It has four hammocks in the back bunk style. 
One couch, and integrated cabinets inside the walls.  
It has a large storage area and an unfoldable work spaces in the back. 
This bus is designed for four people but can fit no more than 6 without distorting comfort levels. 
My destination is Bill Gates house. 
I never said I was flying from where I live. They have planes and boats in South America, you know.
I'd question your confidence in flying overall.