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Author Topic: Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future  (Read 254989 times)

Ignore Assbeef, He's an idiot.
Lol

IkeTheGeneric forgave me after I messed with him psychologically. You're mad because I called you a cat killer.

Grow the forget up.

"Well then." I held out my hand for a formal handshake. "Nice to meet you, Vegetarian Zombie. I'm carolcat."

I extended my hand and shook hers. "A pleasure to meet you as well." I said, maintaining perfect eye contact. "I suggest you arm yourself ASAP. Here's a map of the bunker," I said, giving her a messily scrawled out but still accurate map of the bunker. "Head to the armory, arm yourself with a Desert Eagle. Once I have seen your skills, I may upgrade you to different equipment. Protocol, you know? Can't have a trainee running around with a machinegun." I glanced down a moment and noticed a katana. "You have a blade already, I see. Well, then I supposed only get the pistol if you think you need it."

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"Well, might as well take it along just in case." I took the map and examined it for a moment before getting up and heading for the bunker. Might as well see if there's anything I'd be able to use there. Maybe some new clothing, the crash kinda wore out mine.


I walk into the main room and sit down, getting to work on my clothing. My jeans had gotten pretty messed up, so I took out Hai Neko and cut them back just a bit. Shame there weren't any sewing supplies here, they would come in handy. I gathered up the extra strips of cloth and put them in my pocket. They might be useful later on. I sheath my sword and decide to take a look around.

In a sudden flash, red lights began blinking all over the bunker. An ear-splitting siren rang out (think British bombing siren) and a frantic 13 year old ran up to me. "Sir! A group of two rapists were just spotted. Agiles, they look like. They are closing in fast!" "Calm down, kid. Now, get some people out there and ready to go." "Who should I send, sir?" "It doesn't matter! Just get people who aren't doing much of anything. I'll go myself as well."

Name: Davy
Age: 8
Item: Hai Neko (Japanese carrot)
Skill: prostitute
Alignment: dixinmymouth

"Well then." I held out my hand for a formal handshake. "Nice to meet you, Vegetarian Zombie. I'm carolcat."
Oh yes sorry to not say my name to you my name is mlockha.

I extended my hand and shook hers. "A pleasure to meet you as well." I said, maintaining perfect eye contact. "I suggest you arm yourself ASAP. Here's a map of the bunker," I said, giving her a messily scrawled out but still accurate map of the bunker. "Head to the armory, arm yourself with a Desert Eagle. Once I have seen your skills, I may upgrade you to different equipment. Protocol, you know? Can't have a trainee running around with a machinegun." I glanced down a moment and noticed a katana. "You have a blade already, I see. Well, then I supposed only get the pistol if you think you need it."
WAIT SIR. I-i don't know how to shoot a weapon.

Oh yes sorry to not say my name to you my name is mlockha.
"Nice to meet you, too."

Item: Hai Neko (Japanese carrot)
Do you even know what Hai Neko means in Japanese?

WAIT SIR. I-i don't know how to shoot a weapon.

I turned around in an instant. "Then learn OTJ! Get a gun and get out there!" I yelled, getting a little frustrated.

"Nice to meet you, too."
Do you even know what Hai Neko means in Japanese?
Hai Neko: Weaboo's Favorite love Toy

I turned around in an instant. "Then learn OTJ! Get a gun and get out there!" I yelled, getting a little frustrated.
Well that seems fine so ok.

I look frantically around searching for a weapon I may at least have a little theory on but by then i hear sirens wailing and grab the nearest gun and run back to Zombie.

I glanced up, hearing yelling coming from somewhere else in the bunker. I shrugged and figured it wasn't important.

Hai Neko: Weaboo's Favorite love Toy
No, it means Ash Cat.

I glanced up, hearing yelling coming from somewhere else in the bunker. I shrugged and figured it wasn't important.
No, it means Ash Cat.

A soldier ran to carolcat. "Miss, we're being attacked! I suggest you either help or stay hidden!" Before she could respond, the guy ran off to the next idled survivor.

A soldier ran to carolcat. "Miss, we're being attacked! I suggest you either help or stay hidden!" Before she could respond, the guy ran off to the next idled survivor.
"Being attacked, eh?" I drew my blade and went to find Zombie.

"I heard we're under attack," I said.


I finally decided to run out of the bunker but by then they acdiently close the doors on me "OPEN UP" I scream "OPEN UP *sobs*" "OH GOD SOMEONE HELP".