In a sudden flash, red lights began blinking all over the bunker. An ear-splitting siren rang out (think British bombing siren) and a frantic 13 year old ran up to me. "Sir! A group of two rapists were just spotted. Agiles, they look like. They are closing in fast!" "Calm down, kid. Now, get some people out there and ready to go." "Who should I send, sir?" "It doesn't matter! Just get people who aren't doing much of anything. I'll go myself as well."