Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Jokey365]

"Gotcha" I said with a smile.
I looked back at the Shawoman, and she had fire in her eyes. "A battle? Fine, so long as EVERYONE HERE understands that if I die, there is to be no touching anything on this boy!" she shouted. Two rapists brought a log over, and placed it in the river. "We're finishing this, lumberjack style!" she said. "What?" I asked. "We're putting a spin on log rolling, we have clubs" she explained. A rapist handed the Shawoman and I a club, and then we mounted the log. "Did I mention the water is filled with piranhas?" she asked. I looked down, to see evil fish looking at me. "Let's begin..." I said.

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

I looked back once more at the two. They were about to begin. The rapists were too focused on this to notice me. "Goodbye, friend." I said to myself and kept walking.

[mlockha]

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

AS I moved through the camp, it seemed empty and desolate. I had assumed the rapists sensed their leader about to duel one of their own. I looked around the camp and sighed, my spirits low. I decided to take a look around. There were a few neat little huts. I peered into a couple of them. They had small beds inside, about 4 each. I assumed each little group of rapists lived in each hut. It began to rain and get late as I walked through the camp. The desolate scene, my trenchcoat and the rain made the whole thing look like it was out of a movie.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Jokey
say somting

[Jokey365]

The Shawoman got a head start on me and started spinning first. I soon followed and caught up with her speed which was slower then mine, but I was going backwards so I had to get forwards before I send her into the drink. She swung her club at my head but I ducked and swung at her feet. She jumped up in the air as I stopped the log and proceeded to run forward. I gained speed fast and she was starting to slip up. I made an attempt at stopping the log but she swatted me in the face. I regained my balance fast and I was going backwards yet again. We were slowly trailing down the river during the battle. It was raining and thunder was clapping. "Pretty fast for an old hag!" I said. "You're nothing, just let me hang you now!" she shouted. She made another swing for my head and nailed me. I almost fell in the water but a vine was hanging from a tree. I grabbed it and pulled myself up, with a bleeding mouth. "You're weak, you're nothing! All you have is speed, but that isn't going to help you if you can't do anything! I looked her in the eyes and stamped my heels into the log. She stopped the log with me. "You're right, I'm nothing..." I said. She looked at me with surprise. "Why are we doing this?" I asked. She just looked at me. "We're doing it because you want me dead. Why?" I asked. "You're different, I don't want you to be one of them!" she said. "I know, but you're going to have to accept it! I accepted it when you decided to try more revealing clothing!" I said with a smile. She blushed. "The rules of this... A fight to the death? Whoever kills the other goes off without any trouble?" I said. "You're right... But we already started, and I'm a ruler, no way to fight a ton of insane followers!" she said. "There IS a way!" I said. "What?" she asked. I swung my club and SMASHED it into her face with a loud crack. "IT'S CALLED DISTRACTIONS!" I shouted. The next thing I heard was a splash and a faint scream. "WELL, I WON, SO LET ME OFF WITHOUT TROUBLE!" I shouted. The rapists backed up in fear. A bloody hand suddenly shot out of the water and grabbed my ankle. "OH GOD!" I shouted as I was pulled into the flesh hungry fish infested waters by the corpse of an old lady.

Happy? Took me forever to write...

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Eeyup.

I finally got back to the bunker. I held my head low. My clothes were filthy and wet. I said nothing as I removed my trenchcoat and hung it on a hook. His two girls waited expectantly in front of me. I shook my head at them. They seemed to know what this meant and retreated into the barracks.

[Jokey365]

As I plunged into the water I first saw the Shawoman's bitten face. I started feeling pain everywhere. Constant biting. I made a mad dash to get out of the water, because if I waited to long, I'd die from blood loss. Through all the pain I reached the surface, wounds everywhere, and the fish retreated to the water. I coughed up some blood, and some water. I began to crawl through the mud up the hill, as the rapists retreated. I looked up and there was a fire, raining flaming wood on me. I crawled faster, then the entire tree fell. I was fine, but it got hot in seconds. I began to dig a hole in the wet dirt, until finally I was low enough that I wouldn't suffer from the smog. "Please... Somebody help me..." I thought to myself.

[xxxxkill]

xxxxkill
Strength: 3
Intellect: 8
Speed: 5

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I looked over at the forumers, waiting for one of them to ask...

[xxxxkill]

I looked over at the forumers, waiting for one of them to ask...

"I know I hate him, but where the heck is jokey?" I say.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"I know I hate him, but where the heck is jokey?" I say.

"I'm afraid Jokey isn't coming back." I said solemnly.

[xxxxkill]

"I'm afraid Jokey isn't coming back." I said solemnly.

"... I'm... That- Oh god..." I said, bowing my head solemnly. I may have disliked him, but jokey was a comrade. "He... How?"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"... I'm... That- Oh god..." I said, bowing my head solemnly. I may have disliked him, but jokey was a comrade. "He... How?"

"He decided he was through running. He challenged the Shawoman to a duel... Rest his soul. Heroic death, I suppose... He told me to go back."

[xxxxkill]

"He decided he was through running. He challenged the Shawoman to a duel... Rest his soul. Heroic death, I suppose... He told me to go back."

"His last act was to kill her? But... What if he's still alive?" I said, a brief shine of compassion. "We have to search!"