"I'M KICKING, I WANT THAT ELF STUFF! Just tell me while I'm down here!"
I sighed. He was just as the prophecy described. "Fine. Long ago
I Aku, evil shape-shifting master of eeevil... Wrong prophecy. there was a man who fortold that there would be a great evil. You've seen it's minions. Anyhow, this same man fortold of five heroes to whoop his ass. One was a man with a vengence, who was evil turned good. That man is me. Another was a brave leader, firm but fair. That would be zombie. Another, the leader's lover, would assist him in every way possible. Carol, obviously. Another, the one who would be gifted by another one of the heroes, that's Gojira. And finally, there's a shapeshifting hero. You, jokey, are him.
"Each of these heroes had a magical sword, or in my case, two. Zombie's is Ki'sionlic, the most powerful of all of them. Carol's katana already has a name, but in the ancient language, it's Hai'nekon. Not too different. Mine are Lig'tehn and Cha'roas. Gojira's is T'rian and yours is Zirien. Unfortunatly... only you don't have the fabled blade. This is very bad."
tl;dr
Five heroes = us
Magical swords
Names of magical swords
Who magical swords belong to
Ect.