"Now, where is h-"
The Shawoman was interrupted by my fist colliding with her face.
"Miss me? I missed you..."
"Why yes I did, and I expect your soul to be gone by the time I die, which I expect to be soon..."
"Why is that?"
"I've been on the other side, and it was wonderful! You were nowhere to be seen, and I expect that to be the same down here on Earth..."
"Okay, so what do we do, jump into a pit of fire together?"
"Perfect, we need some time to bond"
"What?"
"Remember when your parents were taken away?"
"Why?"
"They weren't being taken away, they left, your father committed Self Delete after not being able to handle the pressure, but I was fine..."
"What are you saying?"
"Isn't it clear? Look at me!"
"No..."
"Yep, I'm who you think I am..."
"My pizza lady?"
A thunder bolt struck next to me.
"You know who I am..."
"Actual- Oh god no..."
"Yes, it's me..."