Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"What?" I said, noting his urgency.

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[Kochieboy]

*Erin awakes on the other side of the room*

(As Erin)

"Kochie? Is that you? What is going on?"

(As me)

"I don't know"

(As Interrogator)

*Shocks both of us*

"Shut up the both of you!"

[Jokey365]

"HNNNG, Curse my kind heart..."
I dashed off in the direction of the storm, rain pouring down on top of me.
The Shawoman had took her first steps on land.
I looked up at the hotel, and saw Zombie.
"No, don't bother, they almost killed you..."
I looked down and saw xxxx.
"No, he won't miss you, besides, he's the one that almost got you killed..."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I saw Jokey out my peripheral vision. "Don't look." I told myself.

[Kochieboy]

(As me)

"AAAAGH!"

*I cough a bit*

"What the forget do you want from us?"

(As interrogator)

"We want to know about what happened on Hawaii..." "We have been trying to find out what is going on recently, and we wont stop the interrogation until you tell us everything."

[xxxxkill]

"Hey-" I was interrupted by the taller figure turning around. "You again..."
"Yes, and I have a little something you might want." He kicked over the body, so I could see her face. Catherine.
"What did you do with her?" I said, I was furious.
"Oh, nothing. She's only out cold."
"I'll kill you for this."
"No you won't." he pulled his sword.
I growled. "Fine. We'll settle this the old-fasioned way." I drew my swords.

[Kochieboy]

(As me)

"Okay... it started at the bunker, where I woke up..." *I start telling the interrogator my story*

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"What the hell..." I got my M249 the Navy had given my and got it ready to fire.

[Jokey365]

"Now, where is h-"
The Shawoman was interrupted by my fist colliding with her face.
"Miss me? I missed you..."
"Why yes I did, and I expect your soul to be gone by the time I die, which I expect to be soon..."
"Why is that?"
"I've been on the other side, and it was wonderful! You were nowhere to be seen, and I expect that to be the same down here on Earth..."
"Okay, so what do we do, jump into a pit of fire together?"
"Perfect, we need some time to bond"
"What?"
"Remember when your parents were taken away?"
"Why?"
"They weren't being taken away, they left, your father committed Self Delete after not being able to handle the pressure, but I was fine..."
"What are you saying?"
"Isn't it clear? Look at me!"
"No..."
"Yep, I'm who you think I am..."
"My pizza lady?"
A thunder bolt struck next to me.
"You know who I am..."
"Actual- Oh god no..."
"Yes, it's me..."

[xxxxkill]

Meanwhile, because I'm too lazy to type a detailed fight...

I was breathing heavily. Blood seeped into my eye, even more dripping down into the sand. I was kicked over, I coughed up blood. I was bleeding, and at this rate, I would die. I tried to get up, tried... failed.
"You're pathetic." He taunted.
I cringed. My god, it hurt like hell. He smirked, leaving. He had spared my life, but for what purpose? I didn't have time to figure it out, I was already unconscious.

[Kochieboy]

(As me)

*My story was interrupted by some rumbling and thunder*

"What the?"

(As interrogator)

"Oh... that... that was nothing keep going..."

(As me)

*I continue my story*

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Hey! Get back here!" I shouted, firing the gun at the stranger.

@Jokey
JOKEY
I AM YOUR MOTHER

NOOOOO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

[Kochieboy]

*More rumbling came from outside*

(As me)

*I stop again* *I cringe a bit* *I try fight out of my binding*

(As interrogator)

*Shocks kochie*

[xxxxkill]

"Hey! Get back here!" I shouted, firing the gun at the stranger.

@Jokey
JOKEY
I AM YOUR MOTHER

NOOOOO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

He was already gone. I was on the sand, my blood seeping into the grains.

Now help.

[Jokey365]

"Hey! Get back here!" I shouted, firing the gun at the stranger.

@Jokey
JOKEY
I AM YOUR MOTHER

NOOOOO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

I was actually thinking of that when I wrote that.


I was filled with mixed emotions.
"I'D SOONER DIE THEN HAVE YOU AS A MOTHER!"
My fists started shooting out and retracting at an incredible speed, each one landing a blow somewhere on the Shawoman.
A small spark of fire flew from her staff and touched my arm.
"AUGH!"
I stopped my punches and watched as my arm was getting eaten away at.
"Well now, looks like I'm the winner!"
"NO!"
I formed my other hand into a giant hammer and smashed her into the ground like a nail.
"Anything better?"
A large hand made of sand came up and grabbed me.
"You're finished..."
"No I'm not..."
"You're burning alive!"
"See previous answer"
"What?"
"...Wet sand"
I expanded my body and the sand flew in all directions as the hand exploded from pressure.
"Nice, but you're going to need more..."