Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[carolcat]

Shawoman returned.
Xxxx had a fight and lost.
Kochie is somewhere.
I died to kill the Shawoman.
Turns out slime Jokey was a fake (Read back for more info)
Real Jokey showed up.
We're sitting in front of a hotel with injured xxxx.

oh god what

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[xxxxkill]

The shawoman was brought back to life through means of necromancy.
Meanwhile, I got into a swordfight with a mysterious figure, which I lost.
The love of my life is dead.
Kochie got kidnapped, and escaped.
Meanwhile, jokey sacraficed himself to kill the shawoman buuut
PLOTTWIST: slime jokey =/= real jokey.
Real jokey is an arrogant starfish, who's ass I whooped in COD or TF2.
I'm bleeding.

[Jokey365]

Arrogant starfish?
I- Actually that's true...

[xxxxkill]

Although I doubt I can whoop you in TF2 (Irl)

I could murder you in Raze 2 though.

[carolcat]

oh ok
im good now

[Jokey365]

"Hey, is the lady taken?" I whispered into xxxx's ear.

[xxxxkill]

"She's dead." I whispered, sorrow in my eyes.

[Jokey365]

"The living one..."

[Gojira]

"This has definitely been an interesting day."

[xxxxkill]

"The living one..."

"You see that guy with the gigantic sword? Yeah, that's her boyfriend." I whispered.

[Jokey365]

"Suddenly not in the mood to find a girlfriend..."

[xxxxkill]

"Yeah..."

You know how I'm dying? Yeah, somebody might wanna look up what dying means.

[Jokey365]

Is that some sort of infection?

[xxxxkill]

No, it means my body will no longer contain my soul, rendering it useless. Dead.

[Gojira]

"Yeah..."

You know how I'm dying? Yeah, somebody might wanna look up what dying means.

"Did I not bandage you up? I got Neosporin and hydrogen peroxide on your wounds."