Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - Back to the Future

[Jokey365]

I fell, and started to crawl out onto the street.
"ASSISTANCE!" I shouted.
Several males in dirty clothes shot out of the darkness.
Four went to attack xxxx, and two others helped me limp away.

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[xxxxkill]

I backflipped, recovering from the blast. I drew my swords and began chopping them to giblets. "REALLY?" I yelled, chasing after them, taking out my Remington.

[Jokey365]

I kicked a manhole cover away with my good leg and we dove in.
There was a splash and the sound of a motor boat speeding off.

[xxxxkill]

I looked down at it. "loving..." I belted off a few curses in a few laguages. I walked back inside and changed.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Knowing a bit of French myself (I know some French irl :3), I picked up that xxxxkill was saying bad words. "Language." I said. "Let's just follow him. We have one of the fastest cars in the world."

[Jokey365]

I stabbed myself with the Heal-O-Matic.
"I thought you guys would never find me"
"Well we've been searching for a while when we saw you were gone"
"Taken against my will..."
"Well you're safe now, we'll get revenge"
"What?"
"I saw what they did to you, we're going to get together and rush that house! Without you, there's no chance of survival!"
"I made them weapons..."
"Yes, but our numbers will match them, they aren't going to use them anyways!"
"Right..."
We pulled up at a door and got out.
"Flippy Hippy Ding-Dong"
The door opened and we walked inside, to see tons of kids in scrap houses.
"Boy do we need some carpets..."
"You're telling me, and down here, nobody bothers us, they don't even know this is here"
"I knew that, I found the location"
"Well, you best get patched up"
"Right" I said as I headed to the medical hut.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Who are you people?" I said, as I had moved back onto the couch. The flamecannon was next to me.

[Jokey365]

I backflipped, recovering from the blast. I drew my swords and began chopping them to giblets. "REALLY?" I yelled, chasing after them, taking out my Remington.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

giblets is a funny word

[Jokey365]

I exited the hut and stretched a bit.
"EVERYONE GATHER ROUND'!"
Everyone did as told and surrounded a man in front of a fire.
"TODAY, WE AVENGE OUR SMARTEST ALLY, MAX!"
Everyone jeered, but it wasn't directed at me.
"WE WILL ASSAULT THE HOUSE FROM EVERY POSSIBLE ENTRANCE!"
More jeering filled my ears.
"ARM YOURSELVES, THERE ARE ONLY A FEW OF THEM, AND HUNDREDS OF US!"
There was cheering, and everyone headed off in a random direction.
"Guess I might as well kick up the Pop-Gun..." I thought.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

oh stuff

I decided to just kick back and watch TV. I flipped through the channels and found 'Mythbusters'. "I remember watching this before the Apocalypse." I thought aloud.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

so are you going to react or just sit there

[xxxxkill]

so are you going to react or just sit there

I was busy killing six people 100 times in Raze 2 kay?

"Let's go." I pulled out the keys to the Buggati, and climbed in.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"No... wait... I have a bad feeling about leaving here."

[Jokey365]

The area surrounding the manhole exploded, making the manhole cover the entire street!
There was a loud screeching noise as it exploded, deafening anybody caught in the blast.
Hundreds of small boys and girls poured out, charging at xxxx!