Have you watched Conan? At all?
He doesn't just talk about headlines
In the monologues at the beginning, he says headlines and other crap and follows up with a usually funny joke.
Afterwards, he announces who's gonna be on the show.
In the next segment, he does different things, such as what I call (because I can't remember the name) 'generic teen webshow.' Other times it's 'fan corrections,' clips from old movies calling them new ones, and recently they've been doing mock Batman scenes. Just watch the show.