this chick made a really weird story for me

[Sandvich]

*AHEM
Once upon a time, the was a Ninja Princess named Kaitlin & a turtle peasant named Joel
The Ninja Princess was bored, & the turtle peasant was boring, so they normally didn't speak
One day, the Ninja Princess was swinging on a vine, & it broke, & she fell on top of a national socialist Jew
yes, a national socialist JEW
She immadietly called her guard, Heaven, The Zombie Slayer to decapitate his head
But once Heaven tried to cut off his head, a turtle popped oot of his pants & screamed:
"I gotta forgetin' piss, BITCH!"
So the Heaven, chopped off his little green turtle balls & hid them on a mushroom
The Nija Princess , slowly, walked over to the mushroom, and ate it.
Soon, she was seeing hallucanations of talking cows & flying kitties.
She took off her Ninja Dress & put it over her head & started yelling:
"REEH REEH REEH REEH!!! I'M A FACKING DRAGON!! REEH REEH REEH!!!"
MEanwhile,
The turtle peaqsant was having intercourse with a Muslim fish, named Frankj.
*Frank
After he jizzed all over the bathtub, he went for a walk.
Soon, he approaced a screaming, naked, ninja princess
He quietly walked up to the Ninja Princess...
ANNNNDDD....
A nuclear bomb exploded.
everybody died.
THE END
:DDD

what the forget

[Ad Bot]

[Stocking]

Why do you only attract the most moronic females on the planet?

[Sandvich]

Why do you only attract the most moronic females on the planet?

wel
um
shes hot

[Sulfate]

did you finger her

[hankyje]

wel
um
shes hot

SCORE!

[Slugger]

SCORE!

Sandvich claims to be a "entrepreneur "
xD

[Sandvich]

Sandvich claims to be a "entrepreneur "
xD

sounds bout right

[Slugger]

sounds bout right

So how much does your hottest hoe services cost? Per hour

[The Corporation]

Sandvich claims to be a "entrepreneur "
xD

[Skorpion]

I want a girlfriend like that. Sadly I am stupid. Seriously.I slapped my best friend in class for hating on MLP. Turns out people like it as a joke, just to piss off Gayvin. I am a living Ralph Wiggum. Uttering stupid phrases like "Did you know Nyan cats mother is a toaster?"

[Katamari007]

what

[IkeTheGeneric]

this story gave me a boner so hard it ripped my shorts

I want a girlfriend like that. Sadly I am stupid. Seriously.I slapped my best friend in class for hating on MLP. Turns out people like it as a joke, just to piss off Gayvin. I am a living Ralph Wiggum. Uttering stupid phrases like "Did you know Nyan cats mother is a toaster?"

oh wow so you're as stupid in rl as you are here?

interesting

[xHerobrinex]

So how much does you hottest hoe service? Per hour

I really need one, I need to catch up on my minecraft farming.

[Jokey365]

Well, it's obvious that the-
Um...
Well...
Ah...
I don't even know at this point.

[Chrono]

So how much do you suck up to her to get attention?