Pingasmobile

[Conan]

NNNG TTNGGG DDNNGGRRRNGUS

DDNNTGGGG USE THE-

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[Derroith]

Yes, its a joke and all, but honestly it isn't gallery worthy compared to other things you have done.

[Awdax]

At the moment, our scientists have yet to figure out the propulsion system. It appears to only be able to push the car backwards, though we are using a plastic-based system of piping known as C.O.N.D.O.M. (Car Orifice Now Directs O₂ Masterly) to redirect the exhaust, and hopefully the force. Below is an image of the car's faulty engine system once again pushing backwards.

Well maybe back in their times, it wasn't exactly moving backwards.

Learn your history dummy.

[Mr Man]

You have to remember, an ancient civilization built this; not me or my friends! Mega Bear Labs is merely studying and reproducing this artifact.

Something tells me that the vehicle will do more reproducing than Mega bear labs

[Bahamut]

whats it run on



*grin*

[Aeschylus]

oh okay

[Tokthree]

whats it run on



*grin*

cumulative unleaded motion

C.U.M.

Learn to read, stupid

[Bahamut]

Learn to read, stupid

Wow, your handicapped. That question wasn't literal, just a joke.
gtfo.

[Tokthree]

The way you worded your joke question implied that you were waiting for someone to say CUM so you could go "omfg lolololo u sed cum!!1111 ECKS DEE".

Also, what about my handicapped?

[Bahamut]

C: It's like, 5:00 AM here, i don't care about grammar now

[Mega-Bear]

Yes, its a joke and all, but honestly it isn't gallery worthy compared to other things you have done.

I'll consider that a compliment! :D

[Extrude]

yall nig's hatin on the pingas !

[mattnett1]

mygirlfriendwouldridethisallnight
Nice... 10/10. 

[hankyje]

Guys I have used my ninja skills to sneak into the base and steal the pingasmobile to find out the dark secrets Mega bear labs were hiding from us, I have found that C.U.M. Is not fuel, but in fact hidden blasters that shoot out a toxic white goo, they were going to use this artifact as a model to reproduce and take over the world, I have saved you all.

[Mega-Bear]

Guys I have used my ninja skills to sneak into the base and steal the pingasmobile to find out the dark secrets Mega bear labs were hiding from us, I have found that C.U.M. Is not fuel, but in fact hidden blasters that shoot out a toxic white goo, they were going to use this artifact as a model to reproduce and take over the world, I have saved you all.

Lies and slander. The CUM Cannons were not made for a violent purpose! They're here to produce more CUM, which powers more Pingasmobiles. The CUM Cannons are refueling stations!