Watch out, us SWAT guys are scared of zombies. You're a civilian with a pistol, you go first. -Nightmare House 2.
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Slightly related, how your allies sit back like handicaps when you're attacked.
Ellis/me: GUYS I'M GOING THROUGH THIS DOOR WITH THE SMOKER ON THE OTHER SIDE COVER ME
Everyone else: right
*gets caught by the smoker and is getting killed
Coach: Hold on El- SWEET A CHOCOLATE BAR
Nick: MONEY
Rochelle: HEY A NEWS CAMERA