My far back molar chipped, half of it, and I had to go to the dentist three times.
Reenactment:
Doc: I'll put this thing on your tooth, tell me when it hurts, okay?
DeeGee Fear: Yeah, sure.
DeeGee Fear: . . . .
DeeGee Fear: GAH IT'S COLD WHAT THE forget HRRRNNGHGH
Doc: *Puts on filling, puts drug in my apple juice*
DeeGee Fear: *High off of ass brcause of painkillers*
DeeGee Fear: * Is disoriented and runs into car door and chips tooth on pavement after fall*
DeeGee Fear: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
/repeat
EDIT: 1000TH POST, MOTHA forgetAHS~