Author Topic: "Fun" Dentist/Oral Surgeon Experiences  (Read 1509 times)

Whenever I get my x-rays I want to gag with that loving piece of plastic in my mouth
My dentist has this cool new stuff where i put my head on this chin rest and bit the tip of this plastic piece, and then the x-ray thing goes around my head.

that gas stuff never works on me :c
also when they dry your mouth out, holy stuff when they spray the water in again, it tastes like loving PUKE

My dentist has this cool new stuff where i put my head on this chin rest and bit the tip of this plastic piece, and then the x-ray thing goes around my head.

Done that one too. When I came out I was bald.

that gas stuff never works on me :c

It didn't work on me either. :c

that gas stuff is fun man
plus a television in the same room playing something trippy like spongebob or something
it's like being high while watching children's shows

my dentist doesn't use gas, he uses needles, like a REAL man.

Has anyone felt that numbing stuff?
dear god it's like having a giant flap of dead skin for a mouth

my dentist doesn't use gas, he uses needles, like a REAL man.
I get the gas for the needles because i'm a pusillanimous individual when it comes to needles.
Shots on the arm and such i can take, but loving no pointy things in my mouth god no.

im getting a numbing shot and im just sitting there wriggling in stinging pain silently going FFFFF
and my dentist is like "shots in the top of the mouth are awful arent they"
yes theyre painful
just
auuugh

before that he was like "this cavity is kinda small, you wanna try and get through it without numbing?"
and i was like ok
he starts drilling
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
« Last Edit: August 23, 2011, 11:49:37 PM by james4115 »

shots in the top of the mouth are awful arent they"
WAIT WHAT SHOT ON THE TOP OF THE MOUTH
GOD NO PLEASE forget

I only got a shot on the thing that connects the top teeth to the bottom, that little ridge thing
but on the top?
WAIT WHAT SHOT ON THE TOP OF THE MOUTH
GOD NO PLEASE forget

WAIT WHAT SHOT ON THE TOP OF THE MOUTH
GOD NO PLEASE forget
Yeah I had to get a few.
It sucks.

My teeth are a bitch to get numb and the last time I went in the stuff wore off half way through and I had to get more injections.

Whenever I go to the dentist, I always ALWAYS look away from the whole thing when they're working on my teeth.  Just to spare them the awkwardness.

I hate when they ask me some stuff though.

My far back molar chipped, half of it, and I had to go to the dentist three times.

Reenactment:

Doc: I'll put this thing on your tooth, tell me when it hurts, okay?

DeeGee Fear: Yeah, sure.

DeeGee Fear: . . . .

DeeGee Fear: GAH IT'S COLD WHAT THE forget HRRRNNGHGH

Doc: *Puts on filling, puts drug in my apple juice*

DeeGee Fear: *High off of ass brcause of painkillers*

DeeGee Fear: * Is disoriented and runs into car door and chips tooth on pavement after fall*

DeeGee Fear: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

/repeat

EDIT: 1000TH POST, MOTHA forgetAHS~
« Last Edit: August 24, 2011, 02:21:31 AM by Squall Leonheart2275 »

I hate when they ask me some stuff though.
>hand in mouth with mirror
"WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR"
>asjdhahiuehag
"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU"