We are supposed to be getting out of Europe. All Europe has done for us has taken extra tax from us.
Here's what you have to do:
Get a bunch of otters and strap them to England. Take a fishing rod and dangle a fish in front of all of them. The otters, enticed by the treat, will begin to swim. Once dislodged from your islandy prison, England can then go and hang out next to Canada. Ireland can come, too, if it wants.