What is the best quote in the history of Blockland?

[Kalphiter]

I don't know how to say this without being rude, so I'm just going to be rude.  Your dad shovels coal for a living and I am a goddamn professional computer programmer.  I know more about this subject than your dad.  Port forwarding, if done correctly, is completely safe. 

[Ad Bot]

[nickbond1]

Furry is similar to goth/emo in that the members choose to join the group partially to revel in the persecution that it brings.  It is often summarily banned from forums for this exact reason. 

Also, like other loveual special interestes, when someone posts furry artwork, other furries blindly through their support behind it even when the artwork is god-awful.  The furries quickly circle the wagons and cry "fursecution" at anyone who points out how stuffty they are.  This leads inevitably to a downward spiral of fail.

[Diminish]

I was masterbating with a tuna jar and cut myself...

I read that, died from laughter. Read it a second time, still laughed insanely hard.

Another good one is a response to that which is..

...

I hope never to see this phrase again

Ahh. that was a funny night.

[Awdax]

-quote with correct date-

How?

[Jairo]

everything badspot says deserves to be posted here
he thinks his stuff out like ephi and makes them funny while still telling what needs to be said

super long gay loving signature that shouldnt even be here but you cant disable it or at least i cant find it god damnit i hate the internet and everyone on it.  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX

[oleg662]

nope MaxNikkos
also

That first quote is an almost EXACT account of what I did with this one girl New Year's eve last year......

[Neo Rickfire]

"Congratulations, you are a little stuff"
-Badspot

[Regulith]

Taken from my old quote list. Enjoy.

spamming can lead to bugged or might cause thing go bad

I'll ask badspot if he will perma delete roblox

A boob is a circle shaped object that when squezzed by a man gives him a stiff one

You are a friend

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Wtf are you talking about.  I cannot decode this post. 

Also in the future try to make your topic title less handicapped so you can get help instead of just being instantly banned.

Black people think the internet is magic.  That's why I don't hire Africans for IT positions.

Another mystery solved by detective Badspot.

Does he have balls? No because hes a crab

What.  What the forget does this even mean?  Do you even look at the screen while typing? 

Now I can use it for serious business purposes.

Business is the folder I keep my research in.

Why waste precious building time telling someone that their mental capacity is next to zero when I could be building a giant snake?

thank you badspot for giving us this delicious summer ham.

Its not true unless its tested with microscopes.

how do i restart steam i cant put it in the recycle bin

where can i get the cookie monster picture like this 

Looks like the little guy tired himself out.

Probably because you banned him.

Did you know the average ten year old female is capable of giving birth?

Yes!

I don't know how to say this without being rude, so I'm just going to be rude.  Your dad shovels coal for a living and I am a goddamn professional computer programmer.  I know more about this subject than your dad.  Port forwarding, if done correctly, is completely safe.

Hello blockland people, my moms being a total but star fish poop face.

The reason I repainted that mansion was because building one would be so damn hard.

I love when little kids who have never even made a simple html website get on the internet and proceed to tell me how to make tons of money.  This seems to happen at least once a month.  These are the same kids who suggest moving the site to freewebs or wherever to save money. 


If I told you how much I actually spent on advertising, you would stuff your pants.  stuff would come out of your ass.  The majority of people who come to the site get there via clicking an ad.  I am afraid it is reaching the saturation point on some venues.  To get more out of it requires tweaking and targeting to individual demographics.  It is not simple. 

What was your FPS, like, Q?

video games are my favorite video games

Now you can both forget animals!

[Cubelands]

-quote with correct date-
How?

[MegaScientifical]

-quote with correct date-
How?

http://www.epochconverter.com/

[SlayerZ99]

Quote from some to sandvich
sandvich "idc what my mom reads. she thinks its funny"

someone else "so she knows you have a child then"

[james4115]

what's that one where the guy is like flirting with this "girl" over pm and she asks to see a "lovey pic" of him and he takes a picture of himself in his briefs with a username over his crotch

[Cubelands]

http://www.epochconverter.com/

thank you.

[Awdax]

what's that one where the guy is like flirting with this "girl" over pm and she asks to see a "lovey pic" of him and he takes a picture of himself in his briefs with a username over his crotch

Ghost! - I'm in love with you!

[james4115]

Ghost! - I'm in love with you!

oh god yes
"I need to mention I am really turned on by you,"