I was embarrassed out of my mind today

[Aces]

Oh gog just rape her already dammit.
>Ski mask
>Blindfold
>Join a gym

[Ad Bot]

[johnnyboy]

>sign into facebook
>deep quote that someone stole
>missed 15 birthdays
>random ass stupid stuff
>friend request
/facebook
DEADIT: oh i forgot the
>farmville
>farmville
>farmville

[Jairo]

I made a facebook so my friends would stop poking me irl
now I don't use it and they message me like I'm on it 24/7

[Diminish]

>Checks mine..
-Nothing.

[COOKIEZ]

I dunno, but most chicks do them and are like "LIKE THIS STATUS AND ILL DO ONE FOR YOU(;(;!!!1111!!!!"

Oh god this is everyone in my grade, "HURR FIRST 5 TO LIKE GET AN EDIT". It ends up just being a black & white picture with the word "cool" written in Comic Sans.

[Diminish]

Oh god this is everyone in my grade, "HURR FIRST 5 TO LIKE GET AN EDIT". It ends up just being a black & white picture with the word "cool" written in Comic Sans.

that's the jist of it.

[johnnyboy]

that's the jizz of it.

all of facebook is farmville, fake quotes, and people being attention whores

[Jairo]

I once went onto their status and spammed
"COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"
and everyone was like
"wtf lol ur kewl"

[Diminish]

I once went onto their status and spammed
"COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"
and everyone was like
"wtf lol ur kewl"

lol ur realy coool
;d

[ultimamax]

I would take a big, pasty stuff on the teacher's doorstep.
Then I would egg their windows and tip over their trash.
Making a move now would either mean she thinks you're a freak or she likes you.

Maybe you should just report him, that's an invasion of privacy and you had every right to write in that journal, since I assume it was for an assignment.

[Sabbin]

Sorry about this, but I lol'd.

[Diminish]

I would take a big, pasty stuff on the teacher's doorstep.
Then I would egg their windows and tip over their trash.
Making a move now would either mean she thinks you're a freak or she likes you.

Or she goes out with you anyways, even though she doesn't like you.
"Women can be in relationship for YEARS without even liking the guy!"

[Messes]

I'd be like

"Yes, laugh at me because I'm straight, attracted to females, and have feelings like any normal human being"

not really but something like that

[Sabbin]

At least you didn't write about how "I want to forget her so hard."

[Diminish]

I'd be like

"Yes, laugh at me because I'm straight, attracted to females, and have feelings like any normal human being"

not really but something like that

Didn't you hear, the new gay, is straight!