Author Topic: I was embarrassed out of my mind today  (Read 10940 times)


wait, OP, do you actually like this girl or are you just in it to tap dat ass? judging from your description of her you're just looking for a forget, which you can get from pretty much any highschool slut. don't worry, there are plenty more where she came from bro
« Last Edit: August 31, 2011, 10:46:31 PM by Sulfate »

Lol I remember this one black kid named Johnny. brother was smooth as hell. He was trying to get to the water fountain to pick up a note from somebody. The teacher noticed him as he was putting it away in his back pocket. "Give it here, Johnny" Turns out Johnny has a less private note in his back pocket and he switches the notes in one slick movement. "Too smart for you huh Johnny, she says." "Yes you are ma'am. Yes you are..."

This isn't a bad thing bro.

When I was in seventh grade I told my best friend who I liked, he then yelled out "BRANDON LIKES NICOLE!!!"
I was embarrassed out of my mind, but 2 days later she walked up to me and told me that she liked me too.

We went out for 6 months :3
This

"KYLE LIKES MORGAN"

Insta dating for a year.

What a huge loving friend. I would of at least skimmed it to make sure it wasn't embarrassing or inappropriate or something. And if I did come upon something that I knew he would of found embarrassing, I would say it ended there and he didn't finish it.

in 5th grade, the music teacher got fired for touching a female in ways
my 7th and 8th grade science teacher got arrested for raping a male student

I don't care if punching him in the stomach got you expelled, that looks like a richard move of your teacher.

That's not only illegal, but just wrong in general. Tell your parents to file a report with the principal.

My 8th grade teacher got fired because he was caught masturbating in the bathroom

my 7th and 8th grade science teacher got arrested for raping a male student

hot

my 7th and 8th grade science teacher got arrested for raping a male student
he was teaching him about biology -.-

he was teaching him about biology -.-
God, you are awesome today.

my 7th and 8th grade science teacher got arrested for raping a male student
I was just teaching him about biology.  :cookieMonster:

I learned how to get perfect revenge.
Write in your diary again. This time write stuff like "Ice Bank Mice Elf" and stuff that sounds like other stuff.

wait, OP, do you actually like this girl or are you just in it to tap dat ass? judging from your description of her you're just looking for a forget, which you can get from pretty much any highschool slut. don't worry, there are plenty more where she came from bro
No I have had several dreams about her. I actually like her

No I have had several dreams about her. I actually like her

stick it in her pooper

Then why not ask her to go on a date with you?