I was embarrassed out of my mind today

[Owen]

Reminds me so much of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hUOZOPAuDU&feature=related

Made me go to the part of thinking : "Take this bitch!"

That's hilarious.

[Ad Bot]

[Freeze]

I wouldn't.

hehehehehe

[MegaScientifical]

Why, Exactly, Did you let him?

Should have punched the teacher in the stomach. You'd get suspended, but at least everyone would think you're cool.

[Deathwish]

Protip: Write your journal in cryptic abbreviated half-sentences, overuse punctuation, doodle a little and write worrying chemical synthesis proceedures amongst it. It then gains a chaotic order which is perfectly legible to you, but others are unlikely to comprehend it. It's like having your bedroom in a mess, but you know where everything is.

[DrenDran]

Protip: Write your journal in cryptic abbreviated half-sentences, overuse punctuation, doodle a little and write worrying chemical synthesis proceedures amongst it. It then gains a chaotic order which is perfectly legible to you, but others are unlikely to comprehend it. It's like having your bedroom in a mess, but you know where everything is.

Or just loving use german.

[Isaac Fox]

Wait...the TEACHER read your journal out loud? WTF??

[Crown2]

I neeed pics

[ultimamax]

You missed your chance bro.
If you stood up, kicked him in the balls, and walked out the door, you would've left a good impression on your classmates.
Oh, but before you would leave, you'd have to say "Go forget yourself."
Then just leave and go outside.

[Frostbyte]

I kinda had something like OP did but t was my middle school teacher bugging me that I liked some girl because I was arguing with her all the time.

[Citrus]

I feel like burying that teacher alive...

If someone snatched my diary or whatever it was, (I don't really write in one,) I would make sure pain and suffering ensued.

Oh, also, K13K 1N TH3 B@LL$

[Big Brother]

Or just loving use german.

because everybody can speak german lol

[Slugger]

OP is going to post heartbroken, who wants to bet. If I lose, I have to dive into the cornfield a crossed my yard. If you lose you have to mend his heart while lathering peanut butter on your richard.

[MegaScientifical]

OP is going to post heartbroken, who wants to bet. If I lose, I have to dive into the cornfield a crossed my yard. If you lose you have to mend his heart while lathering peanut butter on your richard.

1: Terrible grammar, what?
2: His heart won't need mending if you lose you moron.

[DrenDran]

because everybody can speak german lol

THAT
IS
THE
POINT

[Slugger]

1: Terrible grammar, what?
2: His heart won't need mending if you lose you moron.

Oh god damnit.
1. Its perfectly fine, if you can't read it, you obviously can't read half the posts on this forum. It was only 1 word I couldn't think of at the time.
2. You read it wrong. I never said I had to mend his heart if I lose, "you moron."