Author Topic: I lost my virginity to a bike. (Read 3343 times)

Timezbrick · September 01, 2011, 02:05:18 PM

I'm 14. ~~Yeah I lost it.~~

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Sandvich · September 01, 2011, 02:05:56 PM

Did you get me pregnant? I forget.

no, it was copblock remember
youre due next week

Sabbin · September 01, 2011, 02:07:11 PM

no, it was copblock remember
youre due next week

Oh. Thank you, in a week I would have went to take a stuff and then PLOP. forgetin baby in the toilet.

Vegetarian Zombie · September 01, 2011, 02:13:52 PM

Sounds kinky.

Davy · September 01, 2011, 02:15:59 PM

Sounds kinky.

your not JAIRO

dawngaward0110 · September 01, 2011, 02:17:16 PM

Sounds kinky.

I'm thinking my bike is trying to show it's loveual intimidation to me.

Proog · September 01, 2011, 02:18:29 PM

have 3some with the handlebars

dawngaward0110 · September 01, 2011, 02:19:40 PM

have 3some with the handlebars

Not sure if I want to do it again. I think my bike tried to rip my star fish open

He's too rough.... :c

Nom|Aplem|Nom · September 01, 2011, 02:21:58 PM

no, it was copblock remember
youre due next week

I thought it was me.

Mega-Bear · September 01, 2011, 02:22:15 PM

My right hand met my richard three years ago and they have been living happily together since then.

Owen · September 01, 2011, 02:24:52 PM

coolstorybro

Proog · September 01, 2011, 02:25:35 PM

coolstorybro

Dismissive post much?

Muzzles56 · September 01, 2011, 02:28:12 PM

my ass hurts from sitting on a bike seat from some sports centre

Nom|Aplem|Nom · September 01, 2011, 02:34:46 PM

The only time my arse hurts is from horseback riding all the way across Utah.

Trogtor · September 01, 2011, 02:40:43 PM

My hand made me lose my virginity