Nick raging at me.

[Davy]

I'm inviting her over so I can talk with her.

inb4 love

[Ad Bot]

[SkullCandy]

Holy stuff, she smokes. She brought her smoking pipe... luckily I only do non-tobacco.

[Supersylox]

I'm inviting her over so I can talk with her.

Lock her in your basement, chain her to a bed, tear the baby out with a saw and chisel, and leave her to rot.
/sarcasm

[Night Fox]

act like you're going to have love with her, and when you turn the lights off pick up a knife and stab her in the pusillanimous individual

[Awdax]

I'm inviting her over so I can talk with her.

Bad idea. Go to her place.

Actually it can poke the baby if you're long enough.






B)

Jesus.

[Frostbyte]

Break up with her if it was her dumb choice to cheat on you and get knocked up.

[rockslide26]

Oh sorry, I should have included the Cookie Monster in my post and make it even more obvious how much of a joke that statement was.

"What if it pokes the baby?"
Really, you really think that could be serious?

No, I didn't think you were even a fraction of serious. I was trying to provoke someone into saying exactly what you just said.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Jesus.

Well Joseph wasn't the father if that's what you're wondering...

[Conan]

Holy stuff, she smokes. She brought her smoking pipe... luckily I only do non-tobacco.

You didn't know that? Then you really don't know her.


Out she goes, fast.

[Night Fox]

or, as an alternative, reach inside her vagina and pull out the baby and then stab the girl

[Supersylox]

or, as an alternative, reach inside her vagina and pull out the baby and then stab the girl

/implyingshewouldletanyonedothat

[Jacky]

Don't talk to her calmly, you need to throw the book at her. Honestly, if she loving cheated on you, You need to move on.
Cause that stuff is just forgeted up.

[Awdax]

Holy stuff, she smokes. She brought her smoking pipe... luckily I only do non-tobacco.

And she's pregnant? What the hell.

No, I didn't think you were even a fraction of serious. I was trying to provoke someone into saying exactly what you just said.

Why?

[Doomonkey]

You may love her, but she obviously doesn't love you that much.

[COOKIEZ]

Livestream you breaking up with her