It's almost 1:00Am and I can't sleep

[FrozenEye]

Well, I need to get up at 5:30Am but I'm afraid.I might not hear my alarm.

Help? :(

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[Flamecannon]

Well, I need to get up at 5:30Am but I'm afraid.I might not hear my alarm.

Help? :(

put clock near ear and deaf
put headphones on and get online alarm clock
set internal time bomb to set off a jolt

[.:FancyPants:.]

What's going on at 5:30 that you need to get up for?

[star9578]

3:46 AM here, heh.

There's always the last resort of staying up through the night, but that isn't preferable since you will be tired as hell for the rest of the day.

I've found that if I truly have a sizable desire to wake up at a certain time it sets an internal alarm clock to that time in me, and I'll wake up at that time.

Otherwise, I don't really know what to tell you.

[FrozenEye]

What's going on at 5:30 that you need to giet up for?

I need to get up early for school.

[Flamecannon]

protip
get parent to smack door

[Count]

Didn't you miss church or something last time? Take some sleeping pills, damn it.

[skelolego229]

listen to the owl stuffty ytp just for the fun of it
masturbate, it helps you relax and requires a lot of energy

[Nymethus]

put clock near ear

now go to sleep

[tails]

protip
get parent to smack door

My mum used to flick water in my face when i was young.

[Nymethus]

My mum used to flick water in my face when i was young.

that's nice

[Supersylox]

ALARM CLOCK TO THE GROUND!!!

Step 1: Set Alarm Clock
Step 2: Sleep
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.

[Sheath]

For a start, get off the loving computer and go to bed. Its no wonder you can't sleep if you can't put the keyboard down. Do want everyone else does and lay there until you do.

[PossesedAngel]

Never put a clock near you when you are still sleepy when you want to wake up
NEVER
I just sleepily wake up and turn the clock off (Sleepwalking?)

[Anybody]

Sometimes I wake up, and fall a sleep again I start dreaming about my normal morning routines and don't even realise I'm am still sleeping.