Just because you're being a douche (mega) on a legitimate request, I'll make this.
Everyone here discussed how this idea could be abused in a fashion that would only frustrate the suggester. His first response was to someone directing insult at me, with confusion. We closed the conversation having concluded that it would cause more problems than anything. He posted for help, which I directed him to the posts about how this would be a problem. He then bumped it today asking for it when we at least relatively clearly stated how this would be a problem, so I gave him a more brutal response. I was not being a douche, I was simply insulted he ignored our posts and even my response to his last one. You take total responsibility for any problems he will have with this.
Edit: We forgot Spawnkillers and AFKers.