with that attitude you won't be having anyone looking at that
i'm gonna assume it's a stuffty rpg
and don't you loving say no to The Baconing
it's a hack-and-slash rpg that isn't confusing, and it has good humor.
I actually kind of hate everything you suggest, ever. Zenonia is the best RPG on the iPod, it has 40 hours of gameplay, 3 classes, tons of loving loot, hours of sidequests. It's a loving great game, and the art style is cute and fun.
I say no to The Baconing because it looks stupid, it's not free, you suggested it, and it has bacon in the name. That's like Friday having cereal in the first 40 seconds. Can't be good.