Why does kindergarten replace love and understanding with masochism and vandalism? Anger? Fear? Stupidity? Some deep jaundiced urging of its soul? The answer cannot easily be found, but it is bound to have a rude awakening when it finally realizes how few people approve of its tyrannical communiqués. The key point of the following exposition is that if you've read any of the demented slop that it has concocted, you'll sincerely recall its description of its plan to plant the seeds of exclusivism into the tabulae rasae of children's minds. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that kindergarten attracts the most lubricious hoodlums you'll ever see to its faction by telling them that its principles are not worth getting outraged about. I suppose the people to whom it tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, kindergarten says that it wants to make life better for everyone. Lacking a coherent ideology, however, kindergarten always ends up setting up dissident groups and individuals for conspiracy charges and then carrying out searches and seizures on flimsy pretexts. The recent outrage at kindergarten's "compromises" may point to a brighter future. For now, however, I must leave you knowing that kindergarten is obviously hiding something.
