don't fap too much or this could be you

[Ethan]

My record is 32 times.
I'm still alive.

[Ad Bot]

[skill4life]

Can I PM you a video with proof? It's pretty funny. It's just a guy who hasn't masturbated or anything for 38 years, has MASSIVE balls and jizzes out a lake because he's never jizzed before. Obviously can't post it here, but it's still funny if you wanna see it.

Jesus, gave an image of a beautiful lake with mountains in the bathroom.
but its all jizz.

[.::Taboo::.]

I remember reading that story, Taboo. I remember it clearly, but I just needed that refresher. loving terrifying...

It's fiction, right? I'm assuming you would know, since you posted it.

it isn't.

[Cybersix]

Reminds me of a thread posted on GameTrailers

[Clone v.117]

HOLY stuff! research was found "including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC. "
You just know the person that wrote this is like over 50.

I'm gonna go for the record now, 43.

[Mr Man]

Death by pleasure

[Shell]

Question is who the hell was keeping count?

[Littledude]

"They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age."

What are texture physics exactly?

he makes us all so proud

*takes off hat

*Salutes dead kid

[fred da kiko]

He probably rubbed all the skin off his richard and bled to death.

[Jairo]

What are texture physics exactly?

acne, entrepreneur les, freckles
the usual

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Why is there a big entrepreneur le where the nipple should be?

[Mr Man]

Probably the nipple