Author Topic: Getting $150+, wat buy  (Read 2984 times)


Dangit, there's this awesome magnetic levitation thing but it's $100.

ALL THE COOL STUFF IS SO EXPENSIVE
me want

Why do you guys have to buy something the second you get money?

Wait until something you actually want and that you thought of yourself comes out?

The orange box, if you don't have it.  :cookieMonster:

You must buy a male and female cat, then make then have babies, when those babies get older they must also incestmate and have more babies, this must continue until you have a kitten farm and a ranch. Once you have done this you can hire illegal immigrants to feed and drive the kittens to the slaughter house you keep in your basement, then release your own brand of steak sauce without telling anyone it is made of kittens. Now here comes the fun bit, you spend a few years making more sauce and get into politics, you must keep going until you are the president this is crucial for the plan! When you are doing your presidential speech you kick over your pedestal and announce to the public that your billion dollar sauce has been made out of kittens! The public will go crazy, but that's not the end. You see what you didn't tell them is that you had bought all other steak sauce companies in secret and had contaminated the sauce with mad cow disease. This causes the public to go crazy and eventually a fat Russian man named Hozei Vonstroodle will run through an orphanage with his truck killing dozens, this is the start of world war 3 which becomes nuclear and the world explodes.
That's what.


Hey guys what going on in this thread-

"kitten sauce"

ABANDON THREAD

Hey guys what going on in this thread-

"kitten sauce"

ABANDON THREAD
DONT JUDGE ME!

You must buy a male and female cat, then make then have babies, when those babies get older they must also incestmate and have more babies, this must continue until you have a kitten farm and a ranch. Once you have done this you can hire illegal immigrants to feed and drive the kittens to the slaughter house you keep in your basement, then release your own brand of steak sauce without telling anyone it is made of kittens. Now here comes the fun bit, you spend a few years making more sauce and get into politics, you must keep going until you are the president this is crucial for the plan! When you are doing your presidential speech you kick over your pedestal and announce to the public that your billion dollar sauce has been made out of kittens! The public will go crazy, but that's not the end. You see what you didn't tell them is that you had bought all other steak sauce companies in secret and had contaminated the sauce with mad cow disease. This causes the public to go crazy and eventually a fat Russian man named Hozei Vonstroodle will run through an orphanage with his truck killing dozens, this is the start of world war 3 which becomes nuclear and the world explodes.
That's what.

SIG'D.



Why do you guys have to buy something the second you get money?

Wait until something you actually want and that you thought of yourself comes out?
this so much

if you cant think of anything to buy then don't buy anything
because you're going to spend it all on stupid stuff you really dont want
and then something you really want is going to be right in your face
oh but wait you dont have any money




How about a loving flail which you can actually beat the stuff out of something with. Mind you it's cast iron so don't be beating in too many heads, also get your parents to buy it or something.