Author Topic: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY. (Read 5706 times)

LizzyRascal · September 10, 2011, 12:38:24 AM

YES FOR I HAVE JUST GOTTEN OUT OF MEDICAL SCHOOL. I AM A DOCTOR FOR EVERYTHING, YES, EVEN CHILDREN AND ANIMALS. I AM ALSO A PHYSICAL THERAPIST.

TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS.

GOGOGOGO

EDIT: I WILL TOTALLY NOT MOLEST MY PATIENTS.

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FrozenEye · September 10, 2011, 12:39:40 AM

MY snake IS BLEEDING BECAUSE IT WAS SNEAKY AND SHOVED A LAXATIVE UP MY ASS AND SCRAPED ALONG MY POOPCHUTE

LizzyRascal · September 10, 2011, 12:41:48 AM

Quote from: FrozenEye on September 10, 2011, 12:39:40 AM

MY snake IS BLEEDING BECAUSE IT WAS SNEAKY AND SHOVED A LAXATIVE UP MY ASS AND SCRAPED ALONG MY POOPCHUTE

YOU'RE BECOMING A YOUNG WOMAN NOW.

FrozenEye · September 10, 2011, 12:42:51 AM

Quote from: LizzyRascal on September 10, 2011, 12:41:48 AM

YOU'RE BECOMING A YOUNG WOMAN NOW.

NOOOOOO!

NOW MY ASS IS BLEEDING AHHHH

WHY ARE MY NIPPLES NOT ERECT?

Becquerel · September 10, 2011, 12:43:09 AM

DOCTOR! QUICKLY, I CANT FEEL MY CHEST, HUGE PARTS OF MY FLESH ARE MISSING, I CANT RUN, IM GREEN COLORED, AND I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO EAT BRAINS! WHATS HAPPENING?

ShadowsfeaR · September 10, 2011, 12:43:24 AM

I cut my snake with a tuna jar. What do.

FrozenEye · September 10, 2011, 12:44:01 AM

Quote from: Becquerel on September 10, 2011, 12:43:09 AM

DOCTOR! QUICKLY, I CANT FEEL MY CHEST, HUGE PARTS OF MY FLESH ARE MISSING, I CANT RUN, IM GREEN COLORED, AND I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO EAT BRAINS! WHATS HAPPENING?

I HAVE A DEGREE IN DOCTORSHIP ASWELL.

I THINK YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM A MINOR CASE OF SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE

OR YOUR MAY HAVE A COLD

LizzyRascal · September 10, 2011, 12:44:46 AM

Quote from: Becquerel on September 10, 2011, 12:43:09 AM

DOCTOR! QUICKLY, I CANT FEEL MY CHEST, HUGE PARTS OF MY FLESH ARE MISSING, I CANT RUN, IM GREEN COLORED, AND I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO EAT BRAINS! WHATS HAPPENING?

YOU HAVE AIDS.

Quote from: ShadowsfeaR on September 10, 2011, 12:43:24 AM