Author Topic: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.  (Read 5688 times)


Why do you go on Steam for like 3 minutes at a time? What's the point of knowing someone on a forum AND instant messenger if you can't laugh at them in private about how awkward their last post was?

Doctor, I have terrible news. This morning I got up to get my coffee as usual when a guy strapped me down on a table and eviscerated me. How do I deal with my abdominal sac severed, organs falling out, and my ribcage separated from the sternum and opened up.

Also I have multiple cuts and lacerations on my limbs and head.

FIX ME


Why won't you have love with me?

Doctor, i think i might be a homoloveual!

How can you tell?



Completely off-topic: Do your parents still think that steam is a virus?
No.
Why do you go on Steam for like 3 minutes at a time? What's the point of knowing someone on a forum AND instant messenger if you can't laugh at them in private about how awkward their last post was?
Because when I chat, my parents could walk in on me at anytime.
Doctor, i think i might be a homoloveual!
BUY SOME LUBE.





So I was walking through the desert one day and my richard fell off and flew away. It was okay though because I sprouted a new one on my forehead. But I ask you, will my flying snake come back to visit or call me. Or at least write to me every now and again. I just don't think I was ready for him to leave the nest.

DOCTOR I NEED A JOB APPLICATION

YOU'RE A DOCTOR WHO HAS ARTHRITIS, SCOLIOSIS, AND OTHER PROBLEMS.