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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL....AND THE DOCTAS


MY HEAD IS HURTING FROM EATING A CIGARETTE, WHAT DO?

MY CAPS LOCK GOT LODGED IN MY HEAD.
WHAT DO.

DOCTOR, I HAVE AIDS CANCER
WHAT loving DO
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DOCTOR DOCTOR, MY HUSBAND IS A CHICKEN!

DOCTOR, MY snake GOT TURNED INTO A DOCK MOORING

HELP ME

DON'T WORRY, I'M DR. SCHOLLS!

My snakees got sort of tied together this morning. I try to keep them apart but they're just so attracted to each other. Am I pregnant or super pregnant or what?

My snakees got sort of tied together this morning. I try to keep them apart but they're just so attracted to each other. Am I pregnant or super pregnant or what?
those aren't your snakees, those are your arms.

DOCTOR I HAVE DIED SEVERAL TIMES OVER SINCE MY LAST POST ON THIS THREAD

WHAT DO I DO

DOCTOR I HAVE DIED SEVERAL TIMES OVER SINCE MY LAST POST ON THIS THREAD

WHAT DO I DO
QUICK, RESPAWN IN 5....4.....3....

DOCTOR! I SHOVED A FISHing HOOK UP MY ASS AND ITS COMING OUT MY snake! I TRIED PULLING IT OUT BUT THE PRONGS IN THE FRONT ARE CUASING IT TO STAY STUCK! WHAT DO I DO????

DOCTOR! I SHOVED A FISHing HOOK UP MY ASS AND ITS COMING OUT MY snake! I TRIED PULLING IT OUT BUT THE PRONGS IN THE FRONT ARE CUASING IT TO STAY STUCK! WHAT DO I DO????
Remove the prong, then proceed to gently finger your ass until you moan.

my optical system doesnt appear to have a zoom function

My wrist and fingers ache. I think i have carpal tunnel, what do?

serious questions are how you make the joke more funny

My augmented arm keeps falling off :C

wat do