Speak like a proper Englishman!

[plad101]

I fancy roosters and cheese

Apparently

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[Proog]

Pip pip cheerio crumpets and tea stop using generators you tossers.

[Slugger]

"Robert's got a quick hand. He'll squiz around the room, he won't tell yeh his plan. He's got a rolled blem, hanging out his cakehole he's a cowboy kid. aye he found a six shooter gun. In his dads wardrobe hidden in a box of fun things, and I don't even know what. But he's coming for yeh, aye he's coming for yeh.

All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks yeh 'd better scapa, better scapa, outrun my gun. All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks yeh 'd better scapa, better scapa, faster than my bullet. Daddy works a long day. He be coming gaffe tardy, aye he's coming gaffe tardy. And he's bringing me a surprise. 'Cause supper 's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice. I've waited for yonks. aye the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger, I reason with my cigarette, And say yer barnet 's on fire, yeh must hae lost yer wits, aye.

All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks thou 'd better scapa, better scapa, outrun my gun. All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks thou 'd better scapa, better scapa, faster than my bullet.

All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks thou 'd better scapa, better scapa, outrun my gun. All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks thou 'd better scapa, better scapa, faster than my bullet."

Lul

[Kira40]

Pie is bleedin' delicious

[Davy]

"Robert's got a quick hand. He'll squiz around the room, he won't tell yeh his plan. He's got a rolled blem, hanging out his cakehole he's a cowboy kid. aye he found a six shooter gun. In his dads wardrobe hidden in a box of fun things, and I don't even know what. But he's coming for yeh, aye he's coming for yeh.

All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks yeh 'd better scapa, better scapa, outrun my gun. All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks yeh 'd better scapa, better scapa, faster than my bullet. Daddy works a long day. He be coming gaffe tardy, aye he's coming gaffe tardy. And he's bringing me a surprise. 'Cause supper 's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice. I've waited for yonks. aye the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger, I reason with my cigarette, And say yer barnet 's on fire, yeh must hae lost yer wits, aye.

All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks thou 'd better scapa, better scapa, outrun my gun. All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks thou 'd better scapa, better scapa, faster than my bullet.

All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks thou 'd better scapa, better scapa, outrun my gun. All the other bairns with the pumped up kicks thou 'd better scapa, better scapa, faster than my bullet."

Lul

i'm listening to this song right now rofl.

[Swollow]

I ate my left arm with a spoon = I ate my left arm with a spoon
:|

[Tokthree]

Pip pip cheerio crumpets and tea stop using generators you tossers.

*Smack*
No, that's worse than this outdated roosterney slang

[Jokey365]

ello sir, please step orf my chips because thou 're making em messy, and it's getting on my kecks.

[Volko]

i fancy to romp my sisters blighter with my knob

[Proog]

*Smack*
No, that's worse than this outdated roosterney slang

It's better than watered down word replacers.

[Tokthree]

It's better than watered down word replacers.

No, it really, really isn't.
I'd rather listen to people parroting something half accurate as opposed to that fake "Posh English" that people on the internet always associate with England no matter what they're told

[Slugger]

No, it really, really isn't.
I'd rather listen to people parroting something half accurate as opposed to that fake "Posh English" that people on the internet always associate with England no matter what they're told

Because people actually think you guys talk like that.

[Tokthree]

Because people actually think you guys talk like that.

You'd be surprised

[otto-san]

I fancy to ride my bicycle on Wednesdays when it's sunny out with not a cloud in the sky!

[Dodger]

My good sir I just passed some rooster-eyed bloke of Latin origins on the street here who tried to acquire my wallet through illegal means!