Author Topic: What Did Your Oblivion Character Do to Land Himself in Prison? (Read 2629 times)

IkeTheGeneric · September 13, 2011, 10:21:35 PM

I killed the imperial city

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NotKreation · September 13, 2011, 10:24:44 PM

I was thrown in jail for being a false Nerevarine back on Vvardenfell.
:C

Man 2 · September 13, 2011, 10:25:20 PM

Quote from: naturemon on September 13, 2011, 10:20:15 PM

What if all the horses are secretly half-handicapped?

Given the sad lack of intelligent AI in Oblivion, that wouldn't be surprising.

Daedalus · September 13, 2011, 10:30:47 PM

Shot Hundolin in the face.
I didn't enjoy his smug expression.

NotKreation · September 13, 2011, 10:32:37 PM

I killed the emperor.

And then he came back to life after i was thrown in jail, and he broke me out of jail so i could watch myself kill him again.

Private McDoggy · September 13, 2011, 10:33:18 PM

I picked up trash off of the ground and the guard told me to stop

Proog · September 13, 2011, 10:33:53 PM

~~Being a Redguard.~~

FrozenEye · September 13, 2011, 10:43:35 PM

I killed all the guards in the Imperial City, duh

Jacob/Lee · September 13, 2011, 10:45:56 PM

Quote from: naturemon on September 13, 2011, 10:20:15 PM

What if all the horses are secretly half-handicapped?

That wouldn't be surprising, my horse ran off never to be seen again when it got a little nibble from a rat.

NotKreation · September 13, 2011, 10:46:56 PM

Quote from: Proog on September 13, 2011, 10:33:53 PM

~~Being a Redguard.~~

That's worthy of hanging by a tree.
Consider yourself lucky, rigger.

Sabbin · September 13, 2011, 10:53:38 PM

Well, you know, I was kinda just strolling around the Imperial City. I walked around for a bit and Hey! What do ya know, I have wandered into the jail.

Private McDoggy · September 13, 2011, 10:56:07 PM

Quote from: Private McDoggy on September 13, 2011, 10:33:18 PM

~~I picked up trash off of the ground and the guard told me to stop~~

I lied a bit, this isn't what happened.
I was in the middle of the street when I saw a door with a sign saying free candy, I naturally walked in and it was a tarp and I got arrested for indecent exposure.

xxjpxx · September 13, 2011, 10:56:32 PM

STOP. YOU VIOLATED THE LAW.

(You get sent to prison, and then Oblivion happens)

Aeschylus · September 13, 2011, 10:59:31 PM

stole a 2000 dollar green glass knife and got chased by a pterodactyl for about 20 minutes until finally getting caught.

PJ Boy · September 13, 2011, 11:02:09 PM

I didn't pick up the can.