What Did Your Oblivion Character Do to Land Himself in Prison?

[Coulmbai]

He didn't buy oblivion
 

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[Tonkka]

i took a pee pee on the imperial palace third floor

[Skip]

If you murdered my son i wouldn't be so quick to help you escape.

>implying the Emperor even knew

[Lørd Tøny]

I touched a fork and I was thrown in jail for the rest of my days.

[Frontrox]

For violating the law!

[stuntman021]

quicksaving to steal every shop key, then cleaning out the shops and selling everything that's worth anything and dropping off the rest in the first open house i find

[Isaac Fox]

I don't play Oblivion, but my sister does. She once attempted to slice up an armoured guy, not knowing that it was actually a cop. LOLOWNED.

[Littledude]

I murdered a family and looted their house after they so graciously fed me after finding me cold and hungry in the woods.
An imperial patrol came by and noticed that I was standing over their dead bodies. I was hauled off to the city, beaten until unconscious, and thrown in the cell.
When i awoke an annoying Dunmer was mocking me.

[Man 2]

I hope you guys know that I'm talking about what your character did to get himself imprisoned for the tutorial.

[Madmitten]

robbed several houses, killed several civillians, embarrased hundreds of guards, and murdered a guy because he called me of LOW BIRTH