I hate it when those hipster friends at my school think they're tough stuff because they play football.
Oooooh boy. Me too.
HipsterFootballDoes not compute.
YES IT DOES. (in my mind at least)THE REASON BEHIND THIS IS BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE GANGSTER. HIPSTER friendS.
Gangster isn't hipster.
It can be if you're not actually a gangster.