Author Topic: Well stuff, satellites are falling.  (Read 2591 times)

NASA has confirmed that the retired Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite which weighs 6 tons, will be crashing back to Earth sometime in the next few weeks. This satellite was brought into orbit by the space shuttle Discovery in March of 1991, but has since deteriorated. One problem though.

There's a 6000 mile field of uncertainty of where this thing will crash. NASA is predicting that it'll hit somewhere between Canada and South America. The exact location of impact, as well as time, will not be known until two hours prior. NASA is anticipating that most of the UARS satellite will burn up in the atmosphere, but at least 26 pieces of the satellite will not. These pieces of debris weigh in total 1,730 pounds, with the biggest piece of debris weighs 300 pounds. NASA is also predicting that the impact line of the debris will be approximately 500 miles long.

NASA is advising people that if a piece of debris lands nearby, to not touch it and to contact your local law enforcement agency.

Read all about it here. NASA is currently predicting re-entry on the 24th, give or take a day.

That's actually pretty awesome as long as it doesn't smash into somebody's house. And by that I mean my house.

field of uncertainty
Which is space talk for "we have no loving clue"
contact your local law enforcement agency.
To arrest any aliens that may have stowed aboard?

So what?
NASA sent satellites up to space so they can float for ages and fall back down and die.
All the while, they are secretly injecting something in the atmosphere with the debris, which is why they didn't want the people to touch it.

This is now a guessing game of where it will hit, right?

Satellites fall all the time.

OH stuff IT'S ANOTHER TRANSFORMERS ASTEROID!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess you guys can play "guess where the satellite will crash."

I chose somewhere in Texas...

right into Skip's house.

I chose somewhere in Texas...

right into Skip's house.
stuff on his porch and tell him I told you to do it.

do it

I think I'll store a fragment away into a radiation container and keep it for myself.

NASA is advising people that if a piece of debris lands nearby, to not touch it and to contact your local law enforcement agency.
Lol nope! Let it cool then sell it on ebay.

One fallen piece of heat resistant satellite alloy, $1000

That's actually pretty awesome as long as it doesn't smash into somebody's house. And by that I mean my house.

I'm predicting it'll crash somewhere in Mexico.