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SO basically just find the weirdest questions you can find.

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I have just banged my cat, please help (no joke - this is serious)?
Please someone help me. Last night I was watching the Red Hot Channel and I got really turned on, i could not hold my emotions and i wanted to let myself out, my cat who is very furry looked quite pleasant and i really like her chunky flurry body, it was soft and gentle, so without a doubt, i banged her out, and before i know it i think it all came inside her. I am not sure if she is pregnant so I really want to make sure she isn't and how can I check if i have picked up any diseases from her because last time i heard the chicken flu was made the same way,

please please help me
Yahoo is weird and funny at times.

oh my god what did I just read? ;_;

lol hes afraid the cat is pregnant

my jaw

went through the floor

and the floor under that

that's... pretty cool?

anyways i'm not into that stuff, it's all about photobombing

You can't impregnate another species.

my jaw

went through the floor

and the floor under that
oh god lol

Old.
Someone posted about this a month ago.

Inb4OPisthepersonwhowrotetheq uestion.

Cats aren't compatible with humans.

And you can get a stuff ton of diseases from loving an animal.

You can't impregnate another species.
Tell that to tigers and lions!

Tell that to tigers and lions!
Ok, if they are close enough of species.

Tell that to tigers and lions!

They are both feline. Humans aren't felines.

Jesus CHRIST I hope this dude is trolling.