Author Topic: Epic rap battles of history. Oh wow lol. (Read 1797 times)

Donro98 · September 17, 2011, 09:55:28 PM

Holy stuff these are loving hilarious! My favorites are
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w2MTXBebg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k&feature=related
Post who you think wins in your favorites.

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Owen · September 17, 2011, 09:56:33 PM

I like the Hulk Hogan one, the Einstein one, and the Riddler one.

Shell · September 17, 2011, 10:10:24 PM

"I've read up on your facts, you cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?"

Instant love.

Harm94 · September 17, 2011, 10:13:01 PM

I like Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays one.

Donro98 · September 17, 2011, 10:15:14 PM

Quote from: Shell on September 17, 2011, 10:10:24 PM

"I've read up on your facts, you cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?"

Instant love.

I am Chuck loving Norris, I've spread more blood and gore than 40 score of your puny civil wars bitch! I thought Abe Lincoln was winning until he started with that one.
Chuck Norris
Hawking
Dr. Seuss are the winners imo.

TheChaosCarrier · September 17, 2011, 10:17:48 PM

there are 10 million million million million million million particles in universe, that we can observe
your mom took all the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

Shell · September 17, 2011, 10:19:59 PM

My rhymes are classic, your crap is drafted by a kindergartner high on acid!

I'll have to go with Shakespeare on that one.

TheKhoz · September 17, 2011, 10:21:02 PM

My favorite parts:

Every Abraham Lincoln part in AL vs CN
At the end of Napoleon vs Napoleon when Bonaparte speaks in French (and the part after that)
The Cat in the Hat's part of Dr. S vs Shakespeare
Vader's 'Suck my robot balls' and after that
Gandalf says: 'You've got more than a Bogart in your closet'
Everything Ghengis Khan says
Sarah Palin

Daedalus · September 17, 2011, 10:21:56 PM

This and the Riddler / DV one are my favorites.

Donro98 · September 17, 2011, 10:25:50 PM

This isn't Gettysburg punk, I suggest retreating
I would not could not on a boat read any of the boring ass plays you wrote.
You got no idea what you're messing with here boi, I got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all.

Shell · September 17, 2011, 10:30:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsKqbt3gQ0

So contradicting

orange wolf · September 17, 2011, 10:32:23 PM

That Means Albert 'E = M C Squared!'

Brilliant! That line is so hard!

Dodger · September 17, 2011, 10:34:50 PM

Shakespeare's second rap.

Daedalus · September 17, 2011, 10:37:31 PM

I'm now revising my answer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w2MTXBebg
This is my favorite.
Easily.

"I could not, would not on a boat
Read any of the boring-ass plays you wrote"

I dunno who won, it's too kickass to call.

Shell · September 17, 2011, 10:40:03 PM

You're an old white Soulja Boy with no swag; and no gonads, egads, it's so sad.

shakespeare is a boss