Epic rap battles of history. Oh wow lol.

[Donro98]

 Holy stuff these are loving hilarious! My favorites are
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w2MTXBebg&feature=related
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k&feature=related
Post who you think wins in your favorites.

[Ad Bot]

[Owen]

I like the Hulk Hogan one, the Einstein one, and the Riddler one.

[Shell]

"I've read up on your facts, you cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?"

Instant love.

[Harm94]

I like Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays one.

[Donro98]

"I've read up on your facts, you cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?"

Instant love.

I am Chuck loving Norris, I've spread more blood and gore than 40 score of your puny civil wars bitch! I thought Abe Lincoln was winning until he started with that one.
 Chuck Norris
 Hawking
  Dr. Seuss are the winners imo.

[TheChaosCarrier]

there are 10 million million million million million million particles in universe, that we can observe
your mom took all the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

[Shell]

My rhymes are classic, your crap is drafted by a kindergartner high on acid!

I'll have to go with Shakespeare on that one.

[TheKhoz]

My favorite parts:

Every Abraham Lincoln part in AL vs CN
At the end of Napoleon vs Napoleon when Bonaparte speaks in French (and the part after that)
The Cat in the Hat's part of Dr. S vs Shakespeare
Vader's 'Suck my robot balls' and after that
Gandalf says: 'You've got more than a Bogart in your closet'
Everything Ghengis Khan says
Sarah Palin

[Daedalus]

This and the Riddler / DV one are my favorites.

[Donro98]

This isn't Gettysburg punk, I suggest retreating
I would not could not on a boat read any of the boring ass plays you wrote.
You got no idea what you're messing with here boi, I got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all.

[Shell]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsKqbt3gQ0

So contradicting

[orange wolf]

That Means Albert 'E = M C Squared!'

Brilliant! That line is so hard!

[Dodger]

Shakespeare's second rap.

[Daedalus]

I'm now revising my answer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w2MTXBebg
This is my favorite.
Easily.

"I could not, would not on a boat
Read any of the boring-ass plays you wrote"

I dunno who won, it's too kickass to call.

[Shell]

You're an old white Soulja Boy with no swag; and no gonads, egads, it's so sad.

shakespeare is a boss